Jesus was found in the laundry

Very strange title, yes it is, but in all honesty.....Apparently Jesus was found in some man's laundry. The story goes like this.

Yesterday evening I was doing my sister's laundry at the laundromat or however you spell that evil word, and I saw this poster talking about how Jesus has been found and he isn't coming back. Of course being a spiritual perosn but not directly religous I was intrigued by that and had to tear off the little strip on the bottom of the flyer and call the number. BIG MISTAKE!!!!

I took the number to Waffle House where I work and my friend Shannon, Morgan and I all called this man asking about his findings. He wouldn't tell us over the phone so I set up a time to meet him at McDonalds for a bible study. The silly things is, I actually went. This man could have been a serial rapist, a killer, or just a babbling fool. but the good things is he wasn't at least not in my opinion.

Upon his arrival at McDonalds he questioned me to make sure I was serious and I just said to him I wanted to know more about his sign. More than anything I was just bored and wanted something to do, so I found about Jesus's return. Basically stated, he said that everything in the bible has aleady happened, and is never going to happen again, and it's all a big joke. I guess?

Hmm, well he throughly ocnfused even though it's all there in the scriptures. (Matthew: 24, 1-19) It's kinda neat. But now he has my phone number, my friend's cell phone number, knows the city I live in, my full name, and is expecting me to come to his church on sunday morning. HAHAHAHAHAH. HELL NO!

I don't have a problem with church, only strange religions that believe Jesus is a fake and isn't coming back. This includes ones who advertise/recruit/whatever word you wanna call it.

The good news is, I still had time to finish the laundry and fold it before 10PM.